Santa Doesn’t Believe in You Either — Burnt Dinner Edition

Santa Doesn’t Believe in You Either — Burnt Dinner Edition (Soft Unisex T-Shirt)
Crispy? Let’s call it festive charcoal. Our long-suffering chef presents the “main event” while the smoke alarm auditions for lead vocal—and the season’s most honest line lands: “Santa doesn’t believe in you either!” Perfect for hosts with humour and guests who know better than to comment.

Why you’ll love it

• Soft feel you’ll actually want to live in.
• Seamless double-needle collar with high stitch density for a smooth, sharp print.
• Tear-away label (no scratchy neck mid–kitchen crisis).
• Tubular fit to minimise torque and keep the shape crisp.
• Fabrication: 100% ring-spun cotton.

The design

• Front motif: exhausted cook + “well-done” bird with bold caption “Santa doesn’t believe in you either!”
• High-contrast art that pops on black, charcoal, or heather grey. Minimal background so the joke reads instantly.

Gifting made easy
Ideal for: hosts, culinary comedians, Secret Santa, in-laws with a sense of humour, and anyone who’s ever said “it’s crispy on purpose.”

Care
Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print. No bleach. Keep it dinner-party ready (or at least wearable).

Made for now
Printed to order to reduce waste. Colours and placement may vary slightly from screen to shirt.

Fabrication: Solid colours are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colours are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester.

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