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Santa Doesn’t Believe in You Either — Fallen Angel Edition
Price range: £19.10 through £25.64
Fabrication: Solid colours are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colours are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester.
Santa Doesn’t Believe in You Either — Fallen Angel Edition
Heaven can wait. This winter-weary angel—barefoot in the snow, cigar in one hand and a stiff drink in the other—delivers the season’s most honest line: “Santa doesn’t believe in you either!” Equal parts celestial and cynical; perfect for the merrily over-it.
Why you’ll love it
- Soft feel you’ll happily wear from mulled wine to midnight.
- Seamless double-needle collar with high stitch density for a crisp, smooth print.
- Tear-away label (no scratchy neck during carols you’re not singing).
- Tubular fit to minimise torque and keep the shape sharp.
- Fabrication: 100% ring-spun cotton.
The design
- Front motif: grumpy angel in winter woods with bold caption “Santa doesn’t believe in you either!”
- High-contrast, photo-style art that reads from across the room; works brilliantly on black, charcoal, or heather grey.
Gifting made easy
Ideal for: Secret Santa (spicy edition), office party survivors, pub carollers, and anyone who’s more merry-ish than merry. (Grown-up humour—probably not for kids.)
Care
Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print. No bleach.
Made for now
Printed to order to reduce waste. Colours and placement may vary slightly from screen to shirt (monitors can be dramatic).
Fabrication: Solid colours are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colours are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 85 |
| B) Width (cm) | 92 | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36.2 | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18.1 | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care Instructions
| General | A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs . |
| Wash | The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. |
| Store | Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity. |
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL |
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