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Price range: £19.10 through £26.04
Fabrication: Solid colours are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colours are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester.
University Crest Parody – Soft Unisex T-Shirt (Subtle Adult Humor)
For the scholars of life experience. This faux-college crest looks legit at first glance – laurel wreath, island palms, official-ish seal – and then you clock the’University of F*ck All‘ hidden in the script. A tidy, tongue-in-cheek tee for anyone who majored in Doing Their Own Thing.
Why you’ll love it
- Soft feel you’ll actually want to wear all weekend.
- Seamless double-needle collar with high stitch density for a crisp, smooth print.
- Tear-away label (no scratchy necks during lectures you’re not attending).
- Tubular fit to minimise torque and keep the shape sharp.
The design
- Classic university-style crest: palms, waves, laurel, circular seal.
- Hidden message in script: ‘University of F*ck All’ – subtle enough to pass the squint test, bold enough to raise a smirk.
Gifting made easy
Perfect for: gap-year heroes, self-taught geniuses, honorary dropouts, office Secret Santa, and anyone who prefers life credits to course credits.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low. Don’t iron directly on the print. No bleach. Graduate to great laundry habits.
Made for now
Printed to order to reduce waste. Colours and placement may vary slightly from screen to shirt (monitors are dramatic).
Fabrication: Solid colours are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colours are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 85 |
| B) Width (cm) | 92 | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36.2 | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18.1 | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care Instructions
| General | A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs . |
| Wash | The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. |
| Store | Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity. |
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Color | White, Sand, Light Blue |
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL |
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