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Fog Horns – Nautical Joke Tee
Price range: £19.10 through £29.10
Fog Horns – Nautical Joke Tee (Soft Unisex T-Shirt)
Sea air. Dry humour. This vintage fog-horn illustration comes with a perfectly daft question: ‘If tin whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of?’ A smart, seaside chuckle for marina crews, lighthouse fans, and anyone who loves a good dad joke.
Why you’ll love it
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Soft feel you’ll actually want to live in.
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Seamless double-needle collar with high stitch density for a crisp, smooth print.
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Tear-away label (no scratchy neck on deck).
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Tubular fit to minimise torque and keep the shape shipshape.
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Fabrication: 100% ring-spun cotton.
The design
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Front motif: vintage fog horn on a tower, hand-drawn linework with a single-colour (mid-grey) print and the caption beneath.
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Old-school coastal vibes—clean, wearable, and conversation-starting.
Gifting made easy
Ideal for: boat owners, marina mates, lighthouse lovers, coastal locals, canal/river cruisers, pun collectors, and certified dad-joke specialists.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print. No bleach. Keep it looking dock-fresh.
Made for now
Printed to order to reduce waste. Colours and placement may vary slightly from screen to shirt (monitors can be a bit foggy).
Fabrication: Solid colours are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colours are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 85 |
| B) Width (cm) | 92 | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36.2 | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18.1 | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care Instructions
| General | A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs . |
| Wash | The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. |
| Store | Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity. |
| Weight | N/A |
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| Color | White, Natural, Sand, Daisy, Light Blue, Carolina Blue, Rs Sport Grey, Azalea |
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL |
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