Fog Horns – Nautical Joke Tee (Soft Unisex T-Shirt)

Fog Horns – Nautical Joke Tee (Soft Unisex T-Shirt)
Sea air. Dry humour. This vintage fog-horn illustration comes with a perfectly daft question: “If tin whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of?” A smart, seaside chuckle for marina crews, lighthouse fans, and anyone who loves a good dad joke.

Why you’ll love it

• Soft feel you’ll actually want to live in.

• Seamless double-needle collar with high stitch density for a crisp, smooth print.

• Tear-away label (no scratchy neck on deck).

• Tubular fit to minimise torque and keep the shape shipshape.

• Fabrication: 100% ring-spun cotton.

The design

• Front motif: vintage fog horn on a tower, hand-drawn linework with a single-colour (mid-grey) print and the caption beneath.

• Old-school coastal vibes—clean, wearable, and conversation-starting.

Gifting made easy
Ideal for: boat owners, marina mates, lighthouse lovers, coastal locals, canal/river cruisers, pun collectors, and certified dad-joke specialists.

Care
Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print. No bleach. Keep it looking dock-fresh.

Made for now
Printed to order to reduce waste. Colours and placement may vary slightly from screen to shirt (monitors can be a bit foggy).

Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester.

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