Parallel Onionverse – Vegetarians Tee (Soft Unisex T-Shirt)

Parallel Onionverse – Vegetarians Tee (Soft Unisex T-Shirt)
Layers of laughs. This mid-grey, single-colour print turns an onion into a planet—rings and all—with the line “Vegetarians live in a Parallel Onionverse.” It’s a gentle wink for plant-people, food geeks, and anyone who appreciates a tear-jerker of a pun.

Why you’ll love it

• Soft feel you’ll actually want to live in.

• Seamless double-needle collar with high stitch density for a clean, sharp print.

• Tear-away label (no scratchy neck while you chop).

• Tubular fit to minimise torque and keep the shape crisp.

• Fabrication: 100% ring-spun cotton.

The design

• Front motif: onion-as-planet with orbiting rings + retro script line.

• Single-colour mid-grey artwork for a classy, minimalist look on dark tees.

• Note: the playful spelling “Vegitarians” is intentional—it’s part of the joke.

Gifting made easy
Perfect for: vegetarians & vegans, home cooks, farmer’s-market regulars, science-pun lovers, and that friend who laughs at wordplay before the onions make them cry.

Care
Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low. Don’t iron directly on the print. No bleach. Keep it planet-fresh.

Made for now
Printed to order to reduce waste. Colours and placement may vary slightly from screen to shirt (monitors love drama).

Fabrication: Solid colours are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester.

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