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Canal Life Anchor
Price range: £19.50 through £29.10
Fabrication: Solid colours are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester.
Canal Life Anchor – Soft Unisex T-Shirt (Marina Crew Edition)
For those who prefer 4 mph and a brew. This classic anchor-and-rope graphic nods to marina life—steady, unbothered, and mildly amused by people who think “top speed” matters. Clean, nautical, and perfect for the liveaboard who knows every lock by name.
Why you’ll love it
- Soft feel you’ll happily wear from dawn ropes to dusk pub stops.
- Seamless double-needle collar with high stitch density for a crisp, smooth print.
- Tear-away label (no scratchy neck while you’re on the tiller).
- Tubular fit to minimise torque and keep the shape shipshape.
The design
- Front motif: anchor wrapped in rope, understated line art with subtle “EST. 1991” detailing.
- Classic marina-crest vibe—works at the chandlery, the moorings, or on a lazy towpath wander.
Gifting made easy
Ideal for: canal boat owners, liveaboards, weekend cruisers, lock-side philosophers, marina crews, narrowboat daydreamers—and anyone who finds peace at 4 mph.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low. Don’t iron directly on the print. No bleach. Treat it better than your mooring lines.
Made for now
Printed to order to reduce waste. Colours and placement may vary slightly from screen to shirt (monitors can be a bit… choppy).
Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 85 |
| B) Width (cm) | 92 | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36.2 | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18.1 | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care Instructions
| General | A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs . |
| Wash | The t-shirt should be washed with similar colours and can sustain regular washing without losing colour or shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. |
| Store | Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its colour and fabric integrity. |
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Color | Heather Royal, Charcoal, Maroon, Navy, Purple |
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL |
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